These 32 Things Might Look Insanely Ridiculous… But Parents Buy Them For Their Kids ALL THE TIME.

I recently had my first child, and it has opened my eyes to the magical world of baby products. You definitely need a lot of new things when having a baby, but some products out there are kind of crazy, and you should probably not waste your money.

Laugh and Learn Apptivity Case

ShareDo babies really need iPhones this badly?

Zacky Hand Pillow

ShareThis creepy hand pillow is for when you don’t want to touch your baby anymore, but don’t want him or her to notice you’ve left.

The Peekaru

ShareThis baby snuggie will make you look like you have an alien inside you.

Crying analyzer

ShareThis seems like the best scam ever. I only wish I thought of it first.

Baby’s Poop Alarm

ShareThis device can alert you of a dirty diaper the moment it happens by sensing humidity, odor, and temperature changes. Just changing the baby regularly throughout the day isn’t that hard.

The Daddle

ShareBy the time you get this on, you child will have probably moved on to something else.

The iPotty

ShareI could actually see this succeeding as an adult product, but it’s probably not necessary for a toddler.

The Windi gas relievers

ShareFrom the same company that brought you the Snotsucker comes these gas relieving butt plug things??

Baby perfume

ShareI never thought that my daughter needed baby perfume. Maybe she just smells to other people, and I really have to buy this.

Baby Bangs

ShareJust wait and their hair will grow soon enough. That’s how it works.

The Thudguard

ShareKids bump their heads and get over it. It’s how they learn to be more careful. Don’t protect them from learning.

Snazzy Baby Knee Pads

SharWith this and the Thudguard, you might as well just put your baby in a bubble.

Onesie with built-in mop

ShareWhen you want to make your child earn their food by doing chores.

Baby high heels

ShareBabies don’t even walk yet so regular shoes aren’t even really needed, but high heels are just insane.

Pee-Pee Teepees

SharYou are supposed to use these to cover up your boy’s junk during diaper changes to stop any accidents. I may have a girl but can still tell you babies move way too much for these things to stay on.

Crumb Cap

ShareIf you are worried about a messy baby, you shouldn’t have had a baby.

Baby Butt Fan

ShareDrying your baby’s butt before putting a diaper back on can help reduce diaper rashes. I just use the diaper I’m about to put on as a fan.

The Kickbee

ShareThis motion-sensing belt sends a tweet on behalf of your baby every time a kick is detected. I don’t think even my closest friends or family would want that many updates, much less, the entire world.

NoseFrida the Snotsucker

ShareThe snot sucking tube really grosses me out, especially the strange noise it makes. A tissue works just fine for me.

Grillz Pacifier

ShareYour baby will move around during changes, but I don’t see this really helping much.

Appeteether

SharePerfect for your little teething carnivore.

Gotta Go Mitts

Shar\When washing your hands with soap just won’t do.

Tummy Tub

ShareThis tub (i.e., expensive bucket) is womb-shaped and that is supposed to ease the baby’s transition into the world. Just buy a regular bucket if that’s what you want.

The bottle holder

ShareInspired by the beer holders we see at every NFL game, this product is great when you are just sick of caring for your child.

Baby Toupee

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Designer barf bag

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Redneck Pacifier

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The Crib Dribbler

ShareFeed your baby like that pet rat you always wanted. OK this isn’t a real product, but you can buy this prank box to give one of the other ridiculous items to an expecting mother.

You will need to buy a lot of new things to take care of a baby, but the less you really need, the better. We’ve survived this long without giving our babies touchscreens, we can (and should) probably go longer.

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These 32 Things Might Look Insanely Ridiculous… But Parents Buy Them For Their Kids ALL THE TIME.

Laugh and Learn Apptivity Case

Zacky Hand Pillow

The Peekaru

Crying analyzer

Baby’s Poop Alarm

The Daddle

The iPotty

The Windi gas relievers

Baby perfume

Baby Bangs

The Thudguard

Snazzy Baby Knee Pads

Onesie with built-in mop

Baby high heels

Pee-Pee Teepees

Crumb Cap

Baby Butt Fan

The Kickbee

NoseFrida the Snotsucker

Grillz Pacifier

The Baby Lasso

Appeteether

Gotta Go Mitts

Tummy Tub

The bottle holder

Baby Toupee

Designer barf bag

Ride on vacuum

Redneck Pacifier

“It’s a Boy!” Card

Placenta Brooch

The Crib Dribbler