The List For Hipster Baby Names Is Out And It’s Even Worse Than You Could Have Imagined

Via Fit Pregnancy

If you are looking for a baby name that is a little out of the ordinary and defies conformity, then we have a great selection of baby names for you.

Boys:

Auden

Do you mean Aiden? The question your son will get for the rest of his life.

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Byron

He’s the highest ranked douche you know.

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Enoch

You mean echo? Because that’s cooler.

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Gulliver

If he’s short, you may as well just kill him now.

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Ignatius

What are his friends going to call him? Igna? Think about it…

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Lennon

Yep, your son should definitely try and live up to that one…

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Murray

It’s like vintage, right?

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Nico

Like De Niro? But edgier…

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Orson

More like organ boy, Orpheus and orgy lover.

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Roman

Maybe he could pull it off if he looks European… and plays soccer.

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Salinger

Why don’t you just name him Holden? Or Caulfield? That’s even edgier. 

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Zane

Like that One Direction girl? That’s original.

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Girls:

Briseida

Her destiny will be prostitution in a coal-mining country where everyone has a lisp.

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Farrah

She did have a pretty good sex tape…

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Inez

Once again: Vintage, right?

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Liora

You can’t just put vowels wherever you goddamn please. It’s not right.

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Minnie

It’s not original. Minnie Mouse and Minnie Driver both had it first.

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Odette

By her 16th birthday, you can bet she’ll be OD-ing on something…

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Pandora

You can name your son Spotify. No, Shazam!

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Romy

To match my hipster brother, Roman. Except I’m a girl, so I’m romier.

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Suzette

Suzanne is so 2011…

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Tessie

Dog names always make a comeback.

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Wren

This will be her whole life: “Not when! Wren!”

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Zola

Only because Lola is now the name of one too many strippers.