30 Baby Shower Cakes That Will Give You Nightmares. #22 Is Insane.

1. Why hello there, face that will haunt my nightmares forever.

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2. Is the Cat in the Hat the father, or just a supportive friend?

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3. Educational AND delicious!

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4. While not inaccurate, this one just seems to put emphasis on the wrong part of the experience.

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5. Wait, is that the PLACENTA IN THAT BOWL?!

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6. Never have sprinkles been so unappetizing.

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7. Nice bowtie?

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8. Forget the fact that he’s sitting on a television. Why does baby Ethan look like an orange E.T.?

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9. Dibs on the head!

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10. I guess that’s one way to tell the world you’re having twins…

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11. Most terrifying use of jello ever? Most definitely.

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12. TOO ACCURATE.

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13. The miracle of life, as explained by a teenage boy.

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14. So many questions, beginning with the Playboy bunny, and ending with the flesh window.

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15. The logic of this one is undeniable.

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16. It’s like an elegant army invading the castle of creepy.

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17. Tristan’s quite a looker. Those eyes!

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18. I guess it’s good to consider other possibilities for birth, too…

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19. Wait, why “farewell”? Also, why the sexy lingerie?

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20. Come on in, the water, ahem, placenta’s fine!

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21. That’s one way to ensure people look at boring photos of your child.

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22. Maybe push a little less, Nicole, lest the baby hits the wall.

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23. Childbirth meets the Exorcist meets your worst fears realized.

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24. Wait, is it climbing out of the bellybutton?

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25. The sign’s a nice touch.

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26. That’s one happy face for someone surrounded by the world’s most horrifying use of strawberries.

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27. They’re like a little army of deliciousness coming for you…whether you like it or not.

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28. Is Kristin the mother, or just someone with good hand-eye coordination?

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29. Everybody loves a good meat baby

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30. This is truly the spirit of the occasion, boiled down into one sentence.

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